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20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With a Good Sense Of Humor

WARNING! This post will make you laugh! 😂 And is there anything more important in Motherhood than learning to not take ourselves so seriously? Here are 20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With a Good Sense Of Humor… ENJOY!

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20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With A Good Sense Of Humor

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“We used to want it all, now we just want to pee alone.”

 – babydickey.com

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“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

– Phyllis Diller

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“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.”

-Anon

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“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”

– Peter De Vries

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“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make, so I became a Mom!”

– babydickey.com

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“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”

– mannerofhappiness.com

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“Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away… while Daddy snores next to you.”

– yourecards.com

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“Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.”

– valentinesday.mymc.in

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“Nothing is really lost until Mom can’t find it.”

 – valentinesday.mymc.in

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“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?”

– Milton Berle

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Did you laugh? Did you enjoy? Did you relate? Share with me your thoughts in the comments below, I’d love to hear from my fellow Mamas!
Creatively Yours,
Lindsay ❤️
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6 thoughts on “20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With a Good Sense Of Humor

  1. Hahaha ! Now, 21 years after I popped out in this world I can relate why my mum seemed so ‘ferocious’ back in the day LOL 😀

    1. Haha! Right?! Being a Mom is not easy, but it’s so worth it for our kids! I’m sure your mom would do it all over again if she had to! 😊 be extra nice this mothers day!

  2. Indeed I laughed out loud. Thanks. Been kinda AWOL this month. Catching up here a bit. I’ll add this. This morning I called Mom early, woke her, to be first kid to wish Happy Mothers Day. Well I was, duh…by a week. Had a good laugh. But officially first.😁✌💕

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