WARNING! This post will make you laugh! 😂 And is there anything more important in Motherhood than learning to not take ourselves so seriously? Here are 20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With a Good Sense Of Humor… ENJOY!
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20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With A Good Sense Of Humor
“We used to want it all, now we just want to pee alone.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
– Phyllis Diller
“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.”
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
– Peter De Vries
“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make, so I became a Mom!”
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”
“Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away… while Daddy snores next to you.”
“Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.”
“Nothing is really lost until Mom can’t find it.”
“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?”
– Milton Berle