WARNING! This post will make you laugh! 😂 And is there anything more important in Motherhood than learning to not take ourselves so seriously? Here are 20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With a Good Sense Of Humor… ENJOY!
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20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With A Good Sense Of Humor
“We used to want it all, now we just want to pee alone.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
– Phyllis Diller
“Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.”
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.”
– Peter De Vries
“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make, so I became a Mom!”
“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”
“Mom: The amazing ability to hear a sneeze through closed doors, in the middle of the night, 3 bedrooms away… while Daddy snores next to you.”
“Silence is golden… unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious.”
“Nothing is really lost until Mom can’t find it.”
“If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?”
– Milton Berle
6 thoughts on “20 Hilarious Quotes For Moms With a Good Sense Of Humor”
Hahaha ! Now, 21 years after I popped out in this world I can relate why my mum seemed so ‘ferocious’ back in the day LOL 😀
Haha! Right?! Being a Mom is not easy, but it’s so worth it for our kids! I’m sure your mom would do it all over again if she had to! 😊 be extra nice this mothers day!
Will surely be 🙂
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Indeed I laughed out loud. Thanks. Been kinda AWOL this month. Catching up here a bit. I’ll add this. This morning I called Mom early, woke her, to be first kid to wish Happy Mothers Day. Well I was, duh…by a week. Had a good laugh. But officially first.😁✌💕
That is hilarious Bruce! Did she laugh? You’re a good son for reaching out! 😊 and glad you enjoyed a good laugh with this post!